Tiger Woods Struck Down by the Wrath of the Gods
WINDERMERE, Fla. -- Orange County firefighters responded to a medical call at the residence of Tiger Woods on Tuesday morning.
The call was received at 2:36 a.m.
Aerial photography shows what appears to be a gigantic white arrow stuck in Tiger Woods' $2.6 million house.
Orange County Fire officials were unable to disclose further information about the incident except to say, "Dang, that's a big arrow."
Last week, Woods issued a statement saying he had let his family down with unspecified “transgressions with Japanese animated characters” that he regrets with “all of my heart.” He did not elaborate.
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