The dance pair Maneki Neko Duck, Miroka Hima, Miss Singularity Japan 2008, and Any Won Willdo, Miss Singularity from TriniLopez and Tobacco 2012, were allegedly caught on a sex tape with her boyfriend, Crasher “Why, it’s a Gallery” Squirrel.

Maneki Duck, the top in the now infamous dance pair, squawked and spit, “AFURAKKU this, bee-yach!”

“NYAFURAKKU yo’ mama, anitis mo’fo!,” riposted Maneki “Boke Bottom” Neko, scion of a long line of maneki-neko of the Gotoku-ji sect who was disowned for his instant internet meme, “once duck, never buck.”

Currie Postjean, a former Miss California who lost her crown following the release of pre-enhancement nude photos and sex video, quipped, “Rogue! Betcha that got the I-read-shukanshi-in-kanji-thus-I-am-god Gaijin in Japan going!”

“Three is definitely not enough,” commented ThE_ReAL_Trini_Lopez, best remembered for his performance in The Dirty Dozen and number one hit, “If I Had a Hammer, You’d be my Nail.”

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In other news, Oprah Winfrey announced the end of her show after a quarter century, “Ain't no way I can beat Tamori, so might as well give up while I'm ahead.”